rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

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bannannibal:

Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great

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joffersbaratheon:

best tv/movie characters:

[94/??] Alison Brie as UniKitty in The LEGO Movie (2014)

↳ “Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, THERE ARE NO RULES! There’s no government, no babysitters, no bedtime, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind!”

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Pros and Cons of Houses

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squirrelofwednesday:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.

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tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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lucinater:

i love pokemon shaming omg

lucinater:

i love pokemon shaming omg

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

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1,949,935 plays

brunabrunette:

brunabrunette:

25 90’s-2000’s Pop/punk rock mashup

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING

1) “In Too Deep” - Sum 41 
2) “Misery Business” - Paramore
3) “Helena” - My Chemical Romance
4) “American Idiot” - Green Day
5) “Feeling This” - Blink 182
6) “Basketcase” - Green Day
7) “Stay Together for the Kids” - Blink 182
8) “Gives You Hell” - All-American Rejects
9) “The Rock Show” - Blink 182
10) “The Middle” - Jimmy Eat World
11) “I Caught Fire” - the Used
12) “Sugar, We’re Going Down” - Fall Out Boy
13) “That’s What You Get” - Paramore
14) “Five Mintues to Midnight” - Boys Like Girls
15) “Move Along” - All-American Rejects
16) “Stacy’s Mom” - Fountains of Wayne
17) “Dear Maria, Count Me In” - All Time Low
18) “Crushcrushcrush” - Paramore
19) “Here (In Your Arms)” - Hellogoodbye
20) “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been” - Relient K
21) “Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab For Cutie
22) “The Future Freaks Me Out” - Motion City Soundtrack
23) “My Friends Over You” - New Found Glory
24) “Fat Lip” - Sum 41
25) “Teenagers” - My Chemical Romance
“Perfect” - Simple Plan

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